You know your not in America when...
China can be seen with the naked eye
Juinor High school uniforms bear a striking resemblance to blue pajamas
The words "I'm full" mean absolutly nothing
Musical entertainment comes from the garbage truck
There's a room labeled "The rabbit room" at your school
20 year old's wear fuzzy bear shirts.
Old men drink out of juice boxes
You look at the food and it looks back at you
The elementery school's "Alpha male" wears high checkered shorts
Pizzas are delivered by moped
There's only one pizza store in town
Mopeds are more common than cars
Shoes are purple with pink polka dots
Evening gowns are worn while riding mopheds
Raw meat is hanging out for sale in the market
...right next to the bowls of freshly caught fish
Rapid waving of arms is a form of excercise
All but one of the Americans in your town voted for Bush :)
"How are you" can be interpreted as " Look! I know english"
You're surrounded by water
Ordering food takes all the brain cells in your head
Music is practiced day and night in back of your house
You get the urge to pull every sheet of kleenex out of the kleenex box
Everyday is an adventure
Your hard day can quickly be remedied by a smile from a 6th grader
Loneliness turns out to be a friend, drawing you closer to God than you ever thought possible
Prayer becomes the most vital weapon you have
A group of non-Christians come to Bible study, sing 'God is good' and memorize scripture
You realize missionaries are just weak average people...'cause uh..:D
You're more grateful for America, friends, and family than ever before
Sometimes you stop and think "Whoa, am I really here???"!
The importance of the body of Christ is driven home!
The majority of your friends have black hair :)
You know your not in America when...
At any given moment you find yourself surrounded by kids and all five senses are employed in an attempt at survival as they hang on you, play with you, poke you, climb you, shout at you (in Chinese, Taiwanese and English) and you find yourself loving every minute of it!!
Thought of the day: "But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him." 2 Cor. 2:9
Question of the day: What does "wo bu je dao" mean?
Kinmen team
